A Rough Flight To Dallas, Texas?
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground! As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight. "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those are Texans with all the crap scared out of them!"
Jokes & Riddles - 12 Answers
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1 :
hey i am a texan and although that was funny it was mean.
2 :
Glad I'm not from Texas
3 :
Another good one and glad I'm not from Texas. haha!
4 :
LOL
5 :
LOL. I'll have to remember this one....I know a few Texans...hehe!!
6 :
a 10+, i like it, but don't get Texans angry. i like it, though.
7 :
hahahaha that was funny
8 :
Theres a yellow rose in Texas I am going there to see
9 :
goooooooooood joke
10 :
lol
11 :
I have a friend who lives in Texas...this is way funny!
12 :
good one
